A “bored house cat wearing jewelry” has been cast as First Lady Melania Trump, the TBS host jokes.
Conan O’Brien joked that there is a Trump-Russia scandal movie coming and TBS has already cast the “actors” for the film.
“Eric Trump will be played by Draco Malfoy,” said O’Brien, laughing the hardest at the casting of the Harry Potter character. “You’ll get yours, Potter,” he joked.
The entire Trump family — except for Tiffany and Barron — received look-alikes. The man currently at the center of the controversy, Donald Trump Jr., will be played by “this punching dummy you see at any gym.” Jared Kushner is represented by Hillary Swank’s character in Boys Don’t Cry, while Ivanka Trump is played by Janice from The Muppets. Prince Charles is cast as Donald Trump due to photos of the two men with their hair looking similarly tousled by the wind and a “bored house cat wearing jewelry” will depict Melania Trump.
Also cast in the fake film is Leah Remini as Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, the Mucinex mucus monster as Trump Jr.’s email intermediary Rob Goldstone, Despicable Me‘s Gru as Vladimir Putin, imprisoned Dance Mom Abby Lee Miller as Sarah Huckabee Sanders and a plate of eggs and bacon as Kellyanne Conway.